I can truly never have long nails because of my lifestyle. I'm not a biter, but my hobbies require significant manual labor and if my nails get even "short nail" long, they inevitably break. But I have found a way to wear cute super short nails: Holo Taco Solar Unicorn topper. I wear it by itself. It's noticeable enough to be fun on its own and because it's sheer, when I inevitably fuck up my nails, it still looks decent. (Trend alert???) Sadly, one morning about a month ago, my bottle plummeted from my stupid medicine cabinet which is literally right over the toilet, INTO THE TOILET, and SHATTERED INSIDE THE TOILET. I had to reach my hand into the bowl and scoop out the broken bottle and holo goo because I didn't want any sewer alligators to get cut on the glass :( But today I finally got around to re-ordering my favorite topper/polish. Soon I will be able to be my most glamorous half-assed messy self again. Thank goodness.

i would like to use this for a week, anyone else? like, if we could put a nail polish that have mini ferns or mosntera deliciosa in it, right in between? how cool would that look?

PLEASEEEE MAKE GEL POLISHES 😭

Tu est parfait You are yogurt

Not Spanish, lol

2020 and tbh besides the glue she did a really good time for her first time and I'm here for it

im doing my nails with my cousin and I rubbed my pinky and I go "ah!! I fawcked it up"

I’m late but thanks for the effort, so many english people don’t want to speak french! Sorry for my bad english 😅 Je suis du Québec et j’adore tes vidéos

Beautiful

Lol when you can’t grow out your nails because they always break because you work in health care and are ALWAYS washing your hands

"My friend wants to eat a banana":Troom Troom "Your friend is a hoe":Smiplynailogical Best thing ever said on this channel

ok on a side note, she looks like wal;mart version of katniss everdeen (no hate btw)

Yall its January 2021 who is still here please tell me I'm not alone-

7:40 there i was so removable pad things lol

My nails have never been long enough to break, I haven’t filed/cut them in almost a year, I don’t bite my nails or anything, WHY WONT THEY GROW

I would no joke, pay for a singing performance from Cristine 😂

Oh yes, I’ve watched enough Chinese Drama to know about those ancient impractical nails.

It’s been 5 years since I last seen her videos,I just randomly saw her in my recommendation this brings back memories.

so hateful

I'm watching this in boisie idaho but I live in Spokane Washington and painted my nails with a turquoise than used one of your holo tocos

Why does this video from five years ago come on my recommended page and it’s 2021, hey I’m gonna watch it anyway

If you think you’r

BBBBBBYYYYYYYEEEEENNNNNNN😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not biting my nails (minus some random times) but I do just accidentally throw my hands into stuff and break my nails, so they're rarely perfect

1:00 proud Indians

So Christine has a hard day job, runs a ALpost channel, AND she has her own nail polish brand! She is the women I aspire to be.

WhAt’S tHe PoInT iF tHeRe Is No H💿l💿

Quebecer here !! I'm a bit offended about ben saying our accent is not cute ahahha

Have you tried Boba tea just curious my mom loves it but I don’t get it yeah it’s just a it’s OK but try it if you ever come back to the US by the way I am I would love to send you a package but I am probably know that you won’t get to

Gringa is a word used to described a white person (feminine) Its like a white person saying beaner ^^ But its not as mean as beaner so your welcome

Me: goes to nail salon Me: gets pedicure Lady giving me pedicure: what you want Me: HoLo!💿

SimplyHairLogical is back!!!!!!!!! 😆😁😆

FR: Je suis 100% Française et j'adore ce concept. Nous non plus on ne comprends pas pourquoi les objets ont un genre. Pour une personne non-binaire on dit iel ou ellui. EN: I am 100% French and I love this idea. We don't understand either why objects have genders in French. For a non-binary person we will say "iel/ellui" for they/them. And we don't have a french equivalent to "their" because we gender this word not according to the person who possess something but according to the thing that is possessed. Example: it's their chair = c'est sa chaise. Because the chair is a feminine object. It's weird.

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she showed the different versions of the pride flag and my support grew 100000000 times more for her

Cristine how come there is a add of a pregnancy test

we love growth and someone for basic human rights. also, this video made my heart really happy (as a lesbian) also, Black Lives Matter.

The same thing happened to my legs but one day it just stopped

Downloads wish so I can get the same shirt as beynnn

Cristine isn't as fun to watch ever since she began her brand. I love her, and I support her, but her content isn't as entertaining when it seems like I'm watching one big advertisement for holo taco. I get why she does it, she needs to get her brand out there, it just isn't fun.

If the mix was sold I would buy it

LoL

Cristine, i love you so much. I have 7 cats, i love holo, and i'v watched every single video of yours💕

One of these louibiton nail polishes showed up at a charity shop I volunteer at. Someone bought one of these bottles and gave it away to charity cause they didnae want it. XD

"2021 is the year to grow out your nails, just do it!" Cristine. I'm gay. I can't grow out my nails. Don't remind me 😭

Loving the podcast episodes btw!! Keep it up! I love the Reddit ones, super interesting to hear you and Ben discuss the stories :))

That don’t be an asshole really got me Bryce hall

She said what is 3 times 365 and go and search it haha! Thats what quarantine did to me people. And its 1095 btw haha

Hi

The zoldyck household be like

Anyone here is 2021 laughing at them talking about trump😆

Bonjour je suis l’une de vos abonnées française 👋😂 j’adore vos vidéos, et j’ai beaucoup aimé celle-ci ❤️

Cristines costume is where it all began

Beyyyyn 2.0: I have heard of this holo Simply: ( notices an opportunity to show of her holo collection ) I shall show you the way of holo

Christine: Brings out the kethcup chips Me: WHAT WHERE DO YOU FIND THOSE IN THE USA?

Can your dad adopt me?

You know you can put jojoba on our hair skin and nails 💅🏻💜💜🌸 🎉🥔🙏🙏🙏🙏

I just really like how acrylics look and feel tho don't hate me Xtine

Did she get this pet pass for FREE?

13:36

You can take it to a lab and they can tell you whats in it. 💙

hello where is my nail polish

I hate that vegan theacher

kinda wondering if a sign shop / any kind of online image or ad provider??? is just ripping off your thumbnails and advertising it as stock???????

Can anybody take a second to appreciate that Christine took 365 days on one Video she really loves her fans

I always use dip powder. It was made to protect your nails. Trust me it is not that bad. Also this stuff it suppose to stay on for 2 weeks. :D

😷💅 stay safe Cristine

my stepmam has had hers on since i remeber

3:38 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Her nails look like really bad fake nails after the 100 coats😅

"Courvature" is a super fancy way to say curve. "Courbe" is more common. ;) Tools is masculine. Un outil. taco lustré (glossy taco) when Ben mades jokes about milk. He said "c'est pas...lait" which is unintentionally perfect. "lait" means milk but is also a commonly used word for "ugly" so he said "it's not ugly" "peel" is éplucher. My favorite was when she said the coat was too thick. she said "épais" like...(thought she was gonna say you) épais (means thick) is a very commonly used insult to say "stupid" (you're so thick)

9:15 but but what’s on her other hand????

You know, a milky white would have actually been useful there

je suis egyptienne français est mon triplé langue je connais most plus de la vidéo bon pour toi de me rappeler ça langue ❤️❤️

I really hope that acetone bottle in the intro was actually full of water

French-Canadian native here (3mins in): I've heard Christine speaks bits of French in the past and the 4-1-1 on this situation. Christine is in Vancouver I think? Which is not a French speaking province. 99% of people don't really expect any Canadians to understand and speak French, expect in the province of Quebec (the only French province of Canada) and some parts of New Brunswick (which is strongly bilingual). The only people who would expect it are kind of mean purist Frenchies (my English bff and I used to call them language cops). Ontario has some cities that are moderately French/ bilingual due to the proximity, but it is mostly an English Province. From a strongly judging French perspective, sure, Christine's French isn't "great". As she says, her syntax his meek and her vocabulary is simple. From a objective perspective, I find Christine's French super impressive. She speaks better French than ALMOST ALL Anglophones I've ever met that weren't born and raised in Montreal, Quebec. Bon travail Christine. :) Edit: 2 secs. later Ben insulted my province. f**k them. (j.k.) He's clearly traumatized by his French classes when he had to conjugate so many words in so many ways. :P

Your designs were the best 🤗

Nobody.... My subtitles- hEllO eVerYoNe iT's mE cHristine aGaiN

oh my gowshh.. It says simp Shes a SimP hahahahahhjahjkjuijahdji

i like the smell of nailpolish like if u agree